In tragic news, Leni Klum didn’t read Heidi Klum’s instructional note that she texted her way when Leni was out fishing, which for those of you who don’t know, is a huge content opportunity because these Youtube Fishing whores of Onlyfans make millions off their millions of followers, since fishing is fucking huge….
So Heidi, the stage mother who NEEDS Leni to be jerked off to, so that Heidi can benefit from the peripheral of that jerk off, by being the proud mom, and arguably the hot mom of the body being jerked off to.
So you know that Heidi’s ensuring Leni’s amazing body is being captured and exploited in the best strategic way possible, because of her expertise in her top level whoring for decades. Heidi is a master…
So when she wrote to Leni, probably in German, but maybe in broken english “Be sure to show them your clam” or maybe “your pink tuna” she didn’t mean the actual fish….and more importantly, she didn’t mean to make a bikini top out of the fish, maybe balance on or under those heavy hitters, but to block out the tits like they aren’t there and don’t deserve to be seen, like they aren’t the stars of the Leni Klum and by association the Heidi Klum show….is fucking TRAGIC…
You can still look at her pussy through her bathing suit bottoms, but is Leni still Leni when the tits are hidden….definitely not…
Still lots of Leni Tit for us to experience in the years of exploitation to come, we’ll just look past this blunder and move on, while waiting for her attempt to redeem herself with the next one…
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