Back in the glory days of the site, you see I’m an older fuck now who remembers the glory days of updating a bullshit website that no one reads, because at the time I didn’t realize it was the glory days of the website, but now that it’s the fucking dark ages, I’m like “shit those were the best of times not the worst of times”, funny how things progressively get shittier and shittier….
Just take Maria Menounos, who in the glory days of the site, I was making anal sex jokes about her, back when anal sex jokes were a thing because not everyone was having anal sex on the daily to spread their parasites….she’d be in a bikini on the regular for the paparazzi as whores did in a time before the self shot bikini was seen as standard practice and not shameless bullshit, one of those shoots had a pussy flash, to which I added to my anal sex jokes, and it was a glorious time had by all thanks to all the hype her strong jaw got from being on an entertainment show back when people watched TV, and would end up…
Since those glory days, she’s had a tumor, prostate cancer, I mean pancreatic cancer, I have seen the pussy and she doesn’t have a prostate despite the strong jaw, and now she takes the shameless selfie since shameless selfies aren’t seen as shameless anymore and it kinda makes you wish you were an orderly at the cancer ward she’s dying at, you know, for a diddle….
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