In a world where fat chicks are allowed, I would hope that my corner of the depraved internet would allow there to be no fat chicks allowed, you know like a childhood clubhouse of the past, a memory of what life was like when inclusivity was not shoved down our throats, when we could live happily discriminating against each other, bullying each other, not being some get-along gang bullshit that is totally unnatural…
Because now, when I say no fat chicks allowed, I’ve committed a hate crime and can get arrested, so here’s some fatties for you perverts to jack off to.