Panties, or tight pants no panties, but mainly panties have a better life than me, which isn’t saying much, since I don’t have much of a life.
I envy even the most soiled pair of panties, because they have room with a view and they unwillingly get eaten by cunt all the fucking time, when all we motherfuckers do is BEG to get eaten by panties, while these fucking panties and tight pants just get eating all day without any effort….
In conclusion, cameltoes make me appreciate the panty, or tight pant, living the cameltoe life, probably more than I appreciate my own life….
I blame the internet.