Sabrina Carpenter is Clueless of the Day

I may be clueless about who Sabrina Carpenter is, but I am well aware that her costume is Clueless because it was every girl’s dream to be Alicia Silverstone and her bells palsy face back in the 90s, which in this current 90s revival, is happening again. Girls would watch that shit on repeat, I’m talking LATE FEES ON LATE FEES at the video store over it. Sabrina Carpenter even hired a black friend as an accessory to her costume, like Heidi Klum’s Cirque du Soleil tail.

Thanks to that rich girls are awesome programming, we’ve got at least two subsequent generation of money grubbing prostitutes wanting that Sugar baby life, so that they can be like the Clueless bitch in their real life too, since they weren’t born into it.

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter is some kind of famous girl who performs or makes dance videos and tours them, maybe she also acts since that doesn’t require any real talent. I assume she was a child start the industry bred and is still milking, you know a professional who only knows this life, and she apparently dropped a video where she’s in costume, showing her body, being hot, and that’s all I really need out of the whole experience.

Sabrina Carpenter is Clueless of the Day November 2nd, 2023