Start Your Day with Britney Spears’ Tits and Dances of the Day

I may be a conspiracy theorist, but I am sometimes right in my conspiracies, and my Britney conspiracy is that she’s not alive anymore. This is either old content or a body double with a Britney Augmented Reality filter trying to keep the illusion that Britney is alive alive…

People like to assume she’s just a nut because being called a nut or being a mental health episode allows for us to be programmed to think “Oh she’s just crazy”…..so that we don’t question the different face she has or the fact that she’s a top tier pop star who spent 30 years doing song and dance only to end up doing dances more awkward than a fat mom on tiktok trying to go viral for awkward dancing…

Anyway, here’s that dance, since it’s a pants off party and we like those…

And here are some old TITY pics circulating for old times…because we like those too:

Start Your Day with Britney Spears’ Tits and Dances of the Day November 16th, 2023