It’s apparently the most wonderful time of the year, but I’d argue that everyday of the year is the most wonderful time of the year, at least if you look at things from the perspective of “TIGHT PANTS”….
Because every day of the week, there will be a lot of TIGHT PANTS and that is enough to make me realize that no matter how shitty things may be, how disappointing you may be, how disgusting of a loser you are….there will always be tight pants, at least until the TRAD WIFE LIFE takes over and girls go back to being wholesome after judging all the attention seeking whores in tight pants, showing the world their assholes through their pants for attention, but from where I am sitting, even the wholesome country girls who go to church wear the tight pants to….
Tight pants for likeminded people, or for all people, because there’s something for everyone in a pair of tight pants, like a visible asshole through the tight pants…