The ornament of the season is Denise Richard’s explanted tit, you can’t see it, but I assume it’s what she uses to prop the tree up. The Tree stand of the rich and famous.
I know what you’re thinking, she should have used the explant to top the tree, to put the angel vs star debate to rest, the clear winner is definitely the implant that once made Denise Richards’ tit less depressing…but I guess only one tree can benefit from that product, unless she went to a factory in china and made cheap fakes, which she could. Maybe I should, that’s the merchandise this site needs to sell to stay in business….celebrity explant ornaments for the holidays….the budding entrepreneur up in here.
The truth is that her mutant tit still has an implant in it, just under all the scar tissue from the multiple hack-jobs she’s had….
It’s hard to hate the old mom, now near empty nester for channeling her passion for being a whore and combining it with her passion of being in front of the camera for attention, and monetizing that shit hard enough to bother trying to do Christmas themed content.
She’s masterful…or brave…or early onslaught dementia like Bruce Willis, too mental to realize how weird she’s being…
I guess this is better than finding a dead squirrel in the tree, but I can’t guarantee it smells better…