Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez posted a bikini pic, her wikipedia says she’s a compulsive eater with some kind of over-eating eating disorder she can’t seem to manage and I find that hilarious, especially since she’s looking fit, it means she really struggled to turn the overeating to the undereating and that’s thrilling.

She is the 33 year old Mexican actress who is from Mexico city and I love all things Mexico or Mexican even when they’ve left the country for greener pastures in America, whether by jumping over border walls or doing it the legal way since she was already rich. I figure you’d have to be fucking crazy to leave Mexico, the land of opportunity, sunshine and good food to move into America, but these people do it every second of the day not realizing the shit life they’ve subscribed to.

She posted this recap video which features some semi-slutty videos of herself on her journey through life as someone who has sold her soul to the industry, is still depressed by that decision as she has to be a dancing monkey around the world, realizing that it may not be the real best life you can live, but it’s so high end and exclusive so she should be happier about it because she’s blessed….

Seems like a mental disorder to me, or like someone trying to pretend to have some depth when really just being a vapid fleshlight being passed around hollywood for personal gain and shiny things.



This year has probably been the most pivotal year of my life. Ive been my absolute happiest and my saddest. The best me and the worst. Traveled the entire world doing what I love while never been home and missing stability. The paradox of life never seizes to fascinate me. I achieved so many things I always dreamt of meanwhile crying and struggling to pick myself out of bed. Watching this video reminds me how blessed I am. Life is shocking and I sometimes feel like I’m on a rollercoaster and I can’t jump off. I’m grateful I was able to discover so many parts of me that I had never been able to. I dug so deep and worked on myself more than ever. Was more open than I’ve ever been and more broken than I’ve ever been. I guess this year was meant to build me up for what’s to come next year. I’m just grateful for my loved ones. For holding me close, for caring and loving me. This end of the year is bittersweet but watching this makes me hopeful and grateful. Thank you all for joining this 2023



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Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day January 2nd, 2024