Brie Larson claims to be 34, but looks more like a 47 year old mom of 4 headed to her first child’s wedding, when in fact she’s a top rated, top paid actress headed to some exclusive bullshit award show that no one but the celebs involved actually give a shit about. We’re too busy being self involved assholes to give a shit about dancing monkeys who are paid to entertain us in shitty movies and TV shows and Gossip stories that are far less interesting than they should be. We use you dancing monkeys but I guess the dancing monkeys win in the end because they are rich off all of our backs.
Either way, Brie Larson has been a try hard for a long time, she ended up with that Oscar win that seemed like it was by design or calculated, it opened up A-List roles, like the Oscar win is the official deal with the devil that makes all your dreams come true….and through it all she’s been barely hot.
Some people buy into the marketing and truly believe she’s hot, but this is her looking her best, after hours of glam, god knows how much BOTOX and she still looks like an average mom in the grocery store, which isn’t really the look anyone wants from their “a-listers”…..
The good news is that she seems like she knows she’s a fraud. Even her name is fake, she’s actually Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers. Never trust a woman with a STAGE NAME.