Noah Cyrus is a fashion icon, or at least trying to be a fashion icon, by attending fashion events she has access to in being a cyrus, and wearing weirdly racy clothing that she can position as being fashion, rather than shameless clickbait for attention because she has a hole in her heart the size of being Miley’s sister, never able to live up to Miley….
You see, the people who have that access and the celebrity co-sign, who were born to the Achy Breaky trust fund and were around Miley through all her celebrity, which happened to be EXTREME celebrity…don’t realize how spoiled they are because it’s all they know.
They just know that they aren’t Miley, they are second or third string to the family’s starting line-up and that hurts them in ways that leads to them showing their ass and tits on the internet…FOR FASHION…this is fashions…
The chubby Miley sister has a weird body that goes with her very weird, almost alien creature in a horror movie face, but that body has aggressive birthing hips, maybe due to being fat, or maybe because she’s a lady and ladies are supposed to have waist to hip ratios to let dudes know they are women ready to bread.
There’s a science to it, not that you can trust the science, when the science lies, but my boner is a good litmus test to the golden ratio and it says if Noah was built like a dude, these pics would be way worse….
Now her ass is out of her pants, for stayle, or because she’ got a fat ass or big hips that can’t fit pants over the ass, and that’s fun if you’re into ass crack cleavage…you know ever since you had that plumber under your sink, you’ve never been able to get over it…..now better cuz this plumber’s not a 300 pound dude, but it could be a 300 pound girl who knows her angles….we’ll never know cuz she’s the irrelevant Cyrus no one actually cares about..
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