I saw that Dua Lipa is making what I assume is her first attempt at acting in some movie that had a premiere yesterday called Argylle. I think it’s some murder mystery bullshit and people love Murder Mystery bullshit.
This will probably take the super popular tiktok soundtrack producer from the pop charts to the Oscars, since acting really requires no fucking skill, especially when you’re a relevant talent that young people are seemingly into and that they’d possibly go to the movies to see in their debut role…..you know movie producers clout chasing DUA for the eyeballs and DUA trying to be the next J.Lo or Madonna with movie jobs to keep her busy between shit songs and tours she makes too much money on…
She’s won at life and through it all she’s had tits, which makes her more interesting than some fat tranny trying to make it in America….
She’s in a one piece promoting herself and it’s not as offensive as if she had a dick, that’s not to say she doesn’t have a dick, but it’s to say you can’t see the dick she has if she does have a dick.
Either way, this is what winning at pop culture looks like: