Ashley Benson was a bored little rich girl, thanks to being on Pretty Little Liars, she was able to become a huge social media account and since social media is life, she didn’t have to work acting jobs….
She instead hung out, got fat, tried lesbianism with Cara Del Toro, got less fat, got knocked up by Brandon Davis from the heyday of the blog era, you know the billion dollar heir to the oil throne who went viral for calling Lohan a firecrotch, basically getting credit for something I originally wrote in a LOHAN POST dated December 10, 2004 that you can see HERE ….it’s not a very great post, but it was a simpler time….and it’s just to make a point…I get no credit where I should…scumbags…
Point is, he called her Fire Crotch in 2006 and goes fucking viral, I call her Fire Crotch in 2004 and get NOTHING….what a world…
Anyway, he knocked up the big sloppy tit lesbian, she’s got a bloated baby in her gunt, and it’s all not as exciting as you’d want it to be…