Katy Perry is clearly crying for attention because the kind of celebrity that Katy Perry is relies heavily on crying for attention.
She was the awkward girl at the hipster party who wanted to position her as a star, so she made it happen, because you need that level of delusion or insecurity to make those moves, it probably helps that her family are billionaires.
Anyway, someone back then saw the big tits, thought it was a solid strategy to make her awkwardly take on pop like some kind of circus clown and through it all she’s been zero impressive.
Her songs, her dances awkward, everything about her dog shit, but good enough for the hive mind to suck it up like she sucks off Orlando Bloom and or the other gay dudes she’s dated…
She’s rich as shit, just announced quitting American Idol, releasing a new album and being that 40 year old mooch fuck with the tits that have carried through it all..
Her 40 year old face has that porno botched look, but it’s better than she used to look, so make that make sense….
She got the black sheer top nerd treatment where you can potentially see her nipples and nipples on tits are fun…even when they are Katy Perry’s…cuz they are tits….and really, thank god Katy Perry’s got tits….