Noah Cyrus is not the hottest Cyrus, but as someone who thinks Miley is hot despite her dumb tattoos, it’d be hard for most to add up to her greatness, even her sister….That’s not to say I wouldn’t try to fuck the ugly sister and prey on her insecurities in efforts of getting invited to a family function where I can accidentally walk in on Miley while she’s showering or taking a pee, not that that would happen, because even an Ugly Noah Cyrus is far more premium than me….it’s just to say she’s not hot….so she uses other tactics to get noticed…
Like this outfit, that’s basically reminding us all that fashion is really just a mockery and viral video that idiots buy into….here wear this 5000 dollar bag as it’s more luxurious that the standard brown paper bag, at least more water resistant, but I’m a traditionalist and prefer the brown baggin the uggos…
However, you can see her tits, which may not be the best tits, but are still tits and that’s a strategy…..or in Noah’s case…THE strategy….those tits are this Noah’s ark she’s hoping save her…