Shakira may not be as disgusting looking as most 55 years old, but that doesn’t mean she’s not 55 years old or that she should behaving like she’s still in her 20s.
If you take a card out of the J.Lo book, you’ll realize that it’s very fucking cringe when listening to a 55 year old use slang like she’s still young, or dancing choreographed hiphop dances like she’s at the fucking club, when really she should be in bed at 9 to curl up to a good book.
So I don’t really like seeing these bitches drop this kind of shit, like they aren’t 55 years old, all because they are motivated after seeing Taylor Swift make 1 billion dollars off her tour, when knowing they are less clunky and put on a better show than her….
Thanks to pop culture’s lack of evolution, we’ve got Katy Perry, J.Lo, Aguilera and a bunch of others pulling out new albums and setting up tours to mooch off the willing to spend fans….
Money Shakira the Tax Evader will definitely Evade Taxes on….
It will be a show that doesn’t involve her shitting on stage like G.G. Allin, but that does involve her in a shitting on stage pose….