Whenever you meet a POLINA….you gotta ask if you can stick your pole in ya…..by ya I mean her…because you’d be seemingly chatting with her when dropping those epic pick-up lines….but I understand the idea of you talking to a chick is so foreign to your experience….but if you do ever accidentally end up chatting with a girl and you don’t shit yourself or run away, and her name is Polina…you can use that line, she’ll love it…and then love you.
The chances of those stars aligning….pretty much zero…but we do what we can with what we are given.
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