Zoey Deutch is the daughter of Lea Thompson of Howard the Duck / every other 80s movie fame…and Howard Deutch a pretty major 80s movie director who directed at least one John Hughes movies, not that I have a hard-on for John Hughes comedy, but he is responsible for 2 of the best Christmas movies, which are basically the only kinds of movies worth watching in these dark and miserable internet times…I fucking love Christmas movies…
Anyway, they clearly had no choice but to sacrifice their daughter to the machine that has been so kind to them, you know thank you SATANIC HOLLYWOOD, here is our DAUGHTER for you to anally rape because you took our two basic asses and gave us a fucking life, it’s the least we can do.
She’s been in a few movies, some child TV shows, she’s kinda hot, especially in a bikini, where she’s posing all toned and ripped to let you know that she may be 29, but she’s not fucking around, if anything, she’s here to fuck…because that’s what her overlord wants her doing to manipulate the minds of the consumers who are swept into this Hollywood nonsense…
Apparently, she’s dating a comedian…