Jessica Alba still exists, obviously, she’s probably more obnoxious now than she was back when she was just some hot chick in movies that everyone went nuts over, because she’s a dot com billionaire.
She was one of the first celebrities to create a direct to consumer brand and make stupid money off her celebrity by selling her “HONEST” products, that were pretty much a fucking lie, but people didn’t care, they wanted to buy something Alba endorsed.
As someone who has watched these celebrities go from hot chick in movies trying to make it, to weathered old bitches who amassed extreme fame and wealth off the backs of us perverts….it always amazes me how much celebrity these people have and how effective celebrity is at making them money.
You’d think the average person wouldn’t give a fuck about buying Alba toilet paper, or whatever her Honest brand sells, but then you hear the sales numbers and you’re like “she sold a roll of toilet paper to 80 percent of the world population”….how does that even happen, she’s definitely not that hot.
Anyway, she’s in ELLE INDIA and she posted a video of the shoot. One of the dresses has a built in THONG looking effect to it, which I guess speaks to the WHALE TAILS of the 00s trend and the screenshot that they pulled from the video is on some DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME look…
Bitch is old…the Drag Queen looks happen but still ALBA…only richer and now validated as more than just the overhyped hot chick in movies…