I guess we should all take a page out of the Britney Spears book and get killed off so that a body double can replace us and live a far more exciting life than us because they are actually stoked to be us or to have our shitty lives, because their lives are seemingly far worse if they are willing to commit to being our replacements.
I am not convinced that these hostage dance videos of Britney Spears are actually Britney Spears, but the popstar has been medicated so hard and she’s in her early 40s, so she’s not going to look like the Britney Spears we all knew and loved watching while she was in captivity.
This Britney Spears has a thick neck like the Britney we were first introduced to all those years ago, so if you do the thick neck test, this gapped too fraud may actually be the real deal.
It doesn’t make her low quality dance videos any better, it just makes them weirder because if this is really the Free Britney being Free, why does she just recycle the same content over and over, content that looks like it was shot 10 years ago or on 10 year old technology, featuring awkward dancing that a professionally trained song and dancer like Britney wouldn’t be able to pull off if she tried to dance badly.
They say that she is on Vacation in Maui, I haven’t seen the paparazzi pics, but she has posted this recycled content to celebrate Easter, in some Easter pastels, and nothing like a resurrection of a dead pop star playing with her tits and trying to be seductive like a crackwhore trying to make rent, to honor that whole Jesus dying for your sins.