Megan Fox at Coachella of the Day

Megan Fox wants girl to invest in themselves, in a skill or a hobby and to not waste energy on boys because they will drain you, so invest in yourself.

Meanwhile, she’s got about a dozen kids with David from 90210 who held her captive and bred her for all those years, so her girl power, girls don’t need boys may come from her being traumatized by the whole trad wife role she had when she was exiled or blacklisted from Hollywood for thinking she was more important than the people behind Transformers.

So it’s safe to assume that this angle is a bullshit lie, all part of her new 40 year old with blue hair, all doctored the fuck up to be the weirdest looking 40 year old, but one you’d want to fuck because it’s still Megan Fox and has a a level of menopausal sex appeal when you ignore the whole dried up vagina factor, which could be beneficial for the small penises out there to feel friction.

So despite being a mom of 6, she made her way to Coachella, to be seen and to matter amongst all these boring mainstream marketing people shaping the minds of the morons on the internet one event at a time.

She’s a little old for this shit….and I find it weird that young people would really care to go to Coachella since it’s a boomer event, back in my dad, you would not go where the boomers went, even though I am pretty much a boomer. We seek out the new, while these tourist generation seek out the hashtag or location tag on instagram I guess.

Megan Fox at Coachella of the Day April 15th, 2024