I am not sure that fucking a diving board, or really any inanimate object was Dua Lipa’s tactic to escape the Kosovo refugee camp she was human trafficked from, but I do think some war torn scenes that included empty pools surrounded by blown out buildings, where a diving board remained as a reminder of the kids that used to play on it….BUT she’s fucking a diving board right now….
I am sure if she was actually in a communist refugee camp, the fucking to get cigarettes, LEVI jeans, some contraband Michael Jackson cassettes was the real hustle, so fucking diving boards was likely fucking armed guards.
The truth is she was born in the UK and was never a refugee, probably always a rich kid, and that’s so upsetting to me.
But I’ll look at her pantsless and grinding on the pool, aquatics is a fetish!