Alison Brie’s Giant Feet of the Day

Alison Baked Brie Cheese, because I am sure she didn’t hear references to Brie cheese her entire life, because she’s all fancy and the fact that her vagina smells like rotting milk….

Well, she’s come out of her palace on the hill to promote some movie, as these celebrities do, and in promoting it, it seems she’s very eager to show off her legs. They are her PILATES legs, since her other post was celebrating 100 pilates sessions that give her that lean muscle..

The show is some PEACOCK thing about APPLES, but I’m over hear trying to make sense of her terrifying and veiny feet.

I am not a foot fetishist, those dudes are weird, so maybe this is the HYPE foot they need for the footjob or to toe suck…but to me, it’s a fucking nightmare, put those flippers away freak….

All this to say, I hope she’s not related to Brie Larson…not all BRIES are of the same stock and this one, despite the feet, is far superior to the other one, who is a fraud…mock BRIE CHEESE…bargain basement and expired…

Here she is cockteasing in some mom who’s ready to take it from behind if you go fast, don’t make too much noise, and don’t look her in the face.

Alison Brie’s Giant Feet of the Day April 24th, 2024