Christina Hendricks got married the other day, I have a feeling she only did it as an excuse to eat all the fucking cake, since she’s a big one.
She married someone named George Bianchini in New Orleans, which is probably the nicest place to get married in the USA, since it’s New Orleans….he’s a successful camera guy they call a CINEMATOGRAPHER because it’s fancier and we’ll assume that she met him when he was filming her giant tits.
She didn’t wear white for her wedding, because she’s probably been done before, many many times before, you don’t get Christina Hendricks famous without taking some dick…
I know people are super excited by her, or the fact that she’s got big tits, but they are like the average big tit fetishist who doesn’t care that the rest of the bitch is bus sized, it’s like as long as the tits are they, they can ignore the diabetes, motorized scooter to get around, amputated foot, the apron belly they need to lift to find the cunt-hole, and all the other grossness that comes with obesity because “DID YA SEE THE TITS”…