Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

It may be cold as shit, but I guess the outdoor weather doesn’t really impact a reclusive fuck who doesn’t leave his house thanks to all the modern conveniences that has allowed him to be a fucking hermit troll weirdo who can’t interact with humans unless it is through a screen…

So girls in bikinis is just a concept, not actually real or something anyone actually craves to see or creep on, even though I remember the first time I saw girls in bikinis and got a boner as a young teen….That whole summer on the beach surrounded by babes thing is a myth, not even a fantasy…you can just scroll instagram for that and why bother actually experiencing it or feeling it, not like your anti depressants let you feel anyway…

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day April 30th, 2024