Any old school pervert will know that if you’re looking for a good time on a hot summer day, head to the Ice Cream parlor and watch hot moms, fitness people having a cheat day and other random women simulating blowjobs on their ice cream cone, all licking and slurping up that sweet creamy cream, all sticky while it drips down their chin….
So seeing Granny Goth like Krysten Ritter, who has a very loyal fan base from a time before she was a Granny Goth, basically do some Gothic Vampire ice cream molestation in public, is probably a lot for them to handle…muff gut and all!