It was Memorial Day weekend, so I fucked off from this soul sucking work of updating a site no one reads….
I figure the most important update to make after Memorial Day weekend would in theory be all the drunk college aged girls in thong bikinis doing their best at producing porn on their iPhones, because what used to be a weekend of date rape has become a weekend of you can’t rape the willing, but they can film it and post it to the internet in hopes of making money…
The second most important update is to show off what must be a domestic war crime featuring Britney Spears who is being held hostage in the same living room all of her content is released from, making me assume she is not allowed to leave the house.
We need to Army, Navy and Marines to come together and break her free, or at least some PTSD veteran fan who decides to take the law and safety of your great country into his own hands, the way he was trained…..you know…militia shit working for a good cause.
I am trying to figure out what she is watching on TV to put a date on this.
I am still not convinced it’s Britney Spears, but rather some actress pretending to be her, mainly because of the tooth gap she never had…..if they show us the same Britney over and over again….we’ll just assume that’s Britney….
Either way, pop star in all her weirdness has some old mom titty in a pink dress and it’s familiar even if marketed as crazy..and even if it is crazy….crazy is good in bed…and that’s what it’s about.