I was talking to an old guy who said something like:
“there was a time when MILFs were an exciting concept, an old pussy that’s seen better days and that has been used to completion, offering you the full pussy experience without it being your seed sticking you with the bill for 18 years like some kind of human STD….the older and more experienced proven by the fact that she shat out a kid from that older pussy….but now that I am old, the MILFS are so much younger than me, that even the old MILFs with their geriatric waited too long IVF babies are so much younger than me, that it’d no longer MILF fetish because I am not on the wrong side of the MILF fetish…instead it’s cradle robbing the cradle rocker”…..
That old guy was me….