Sydney Sweeney posted a series of pictures that seem to be sponsored by a shoe company, which would make sense, because everyone is a social media influencer these days, even the most influential actress of our times, like Sydney Sweeney, who doesn’t really need to act, but rather just show up with them tits on.
In her social media content, she is in a bikini from a weird angle, showing how her titty pancake when in the laid down position, her purse hiding her fanny pack, which is code for vagina because british people call vaginas fannies, and I like to think of vaginas as nature’s wallet….the original compartment to store your money, keys and gum in.
Since she’s so important, half naked, showing toe cleavage for the perverts, getting a tan, hanging with her dog, and I like dogs…dogs are basically everything important in the world…as is lounging in nice places…this influencer content is a win.