Julianne Hough was hosting some shit that I assume is some theatre kid shit but that I am too lazy to google because who fucking cares about losers who think they have won at life, or worse, who think they are “ARTISTS” or “Creatives”, being given trophies for their barely important work….
She wore some skimpy dress that shows off her dancing body that her brother and dance partner seemed to have been forced to have sex with by their sexual offending dance instructors, but that could just be me reading into her story too aggressively….
The ex-mormon, or mormon gone wild is clearly winning at life after choosing the evil Hollywood instead of her church, which is probably not a great message to be sending the kids…
The pantyless dancer applying her mic holding garter is erotic to some, especially when you factor in Ryan Seacrest fucking her up the ass, which we all know he did…Mormon Gone Wild in the transitional years always comes with anal. Plus, I know girls who were on Ryan Seacrest’s rotation back in the day and despite the NDA told me how much he loves Anal, shocking since the whole gay rumor….but nice that we can easily apply their experiences to Hough.
She’s looking good…but I am also a creepy pervert who on the right day finds anything in a tight dress showing skin hot…even pigs….