I wrote a compelling pulitzer prize winning piece last week about Britney Spears, or the body double that plays Britney Spears, or the management team that keeps Britney Spears’ spirit alive through technological tactics, being mad at the paparazzi for taking pics of her coming back from her “Mexico” vacation, where she was not photographed, despite Mexican paparazzi existing in every single Mexican beach town in hopes of capturing a celebrity image to sell to the media in order to feed the family for a year and half off the 500 USD they make off the pics…not that 500 USD would pay for you to eat in Mexico for a month in this era…but the memory of those days is nice.
KEEP POSTING THAT SHE WAS AT AN AIRPORT AND THE ABUSE OF THE PAPARAZZI AS THE REASON SHE DOESN’T LEAVE HER HOUSE!
Anyway, she is drawing attention to how fat she looked in the pics and video to tell her audience “SEE I WAS THERE” while pretending to be a victim of body shaming….even though faking a paparazzi shoot from the private airport stating a celeb is arriving from some epic trip is too fucking easy to stage.
She is also posting weird pubic bone dance videos from her prison she calls home despite being free….and I like them, they remind me of the crackhead who offered me head, walking all zombie-like hunched over on the TRANQ they all take, speaking some Zombie language all toothless…unable to determine whether she was 20 or 65…I declined the blowjob…so she hobbled back to her lair with her other crackheads to plan their next mission like it’s an organized thing all done in their zombie language…