Zoey Deutch Has a Hard Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

Zoey Deutch is some super famous celebrity actress chick who has been doing the celebrity acting thing thanks to the creepers at Disney since she was 15 years old.

I am sure it helped that her father was some famous film director who directed some of your favorite movies and that her mother was Caroline in the City, not that anyone watched Caroline in the City….but it was a different era in TV and when you only got one channel you jerked off to what you could get.

I am not against nepotism babies, I am actually all for eugenics and strategically breeding humans in hopes of perfecting the species.

I am not saying that Caroline in the City or the Director of Pretty in Pink are top tier humans that will make some kind of super human, but the idea is there…and that’s what fucking counts…

It’s some fuck your cousin to keep the species alive, but in a far more glamorous setting, plus a lot of rich and shitty kids bred by celebrities don’t even bother taking any of the opportunities they have because they are smart and have nothing to prove, so the fact that this one bothers is endearing…some work ethic or insecurity looking for validation and so long as her work involves near 30 year old nipple…I’m into it…because I am but a simple man that has not been bred to help push humanity forward, although I do have a third nipple which may be a sign of being highly evovled or highly retarded. I’m betting on retarded.

Zoey Deutch Has a Hard Nipple in a Bikini of the Day July 2nd, 2024