I forgot to hit publish on this post last week….alcoholism on a national holiday – fuck yeah.
Heather Graham’s squeezed her old lady body into a red and white bikini for America, at least that’s what I’ve decided it is for, because this is my website and I get to make those kinds of calls and push whatever fake news I want, creating the scandalous rumors like that Graham’s in a red and white bikini for July 4th, when she’s probably NOT even in America since all these rich people run off to Europe with their tits that shouldn’t even be in bikini tops, since it’s Europe..
I prefer pushing rumors that she’s trans, or that she fucks trannies, or that she likes to stick things up her ass at castings….but instead I go soft.
Soft like her body, her old flat ass…and big famous tits we loved in 1999…and despite menopause…still look good to me.