If you’re too lazy to go onto the instagram app and check in on all your favorite celebrities to see what they post in realtime, because you prefer to see it days after it’s been posted, then you’ve come to the right fucking place.
Big titty Sydney Sweeney who is one of those big set of tits on a small frame that I appreciate so much, knowing that her body will likely catch up to the tits at some point in time, usually after 30, unless she decides to continue starving herself and working out hard, which she probably will, since her career depends on it. I mean, without the tits, where would she really be?
That’s not to say she’s not some talented actress or some genius business woman running her own production company that allows her to afford 20 million dollar houses in the Florida Keys, it’s just to say that no one knows whether she’s a talented actress or not, since they are only watching for the tits.
So without the tits, she probably wouldn’t exist, maybe she’d be working in the industry as some assistant who sucks dick to get higher up the food chain, or maybe she’d be doing low level porn since she’s open to softcore porn even at her level of mainstream celebrity, but it wouldn’t hit the same.
Anyway, she has a brand deal with fashion designer house MIU MIU and she comes out of the woodwork to post her MIU MIU content for money that helps pay for the house….
This month’s deliverable was in the form of a slutty mirror selfie, which one could call lazy production quality, it’s like here’s 6 selfies of my tits, but the mirror selfie is the foundation of nudes and nudes are the foundation of life, or at least OnlyFans….so she’s giving us a level of self produced titty smut as a high level fashion concept or social commentary because she’s famous and her selfies aren’t shameless or attention seeking, but rather ART….
Anyway, the tits are out and that’s the point….so lucky for you, you get your days old celebrity mirror selfie content they posted on social media for the world to see, not something they sent me exclusively and that’s like some sloppy second selfie hotness that’s already been run-through, so let’s relive it again…