Katy Perry is a pig bitch monster…at least in terms of celebrity hotness, because we’d probably all fuck her even if she wasn’t Katy Perry and not even from behind, but face to face, gazing into each other’s eyes, despite the fact that she’s a pile of sloppy shit…we’ve done worse….
Factor in the fact that she’s Katy Perry with the money and celebrity and bitch could be 250 pounds of pure un-showered grossness and we’d still raw dog it in an outbreak for the story….you just don’t turn your back on those opportunities..
That being said, from a spectator’s view, you know someone who will never have the opportunity to Katy Perry, or to be blinded by her dumptruck pussy, you can be objective in the analyzing her grossness even with the titties..
It’s not like her dumptruck pussy is calling your dick in for a meeting, only that ends in a different kind of analyze…if you know what I mean..
So we can say, sure she’s got tits, but they aren’t good enough to have carried her career…but since the industry decided to turn her into something, it was all we really had to connect with and to gravitate towards because everything else she offered was shit.
Her music, her dance, her cankles, her chubbiness….that even with OZEMPIC has the thighs rubbing together and knees kinked out like some unfit retard in the park…
Her feminist anthem sucked, she then pretended it was a joke, I guess she’s not taking the haters seriously and is one of those “they are just jealous”…so instead of retiring to raise the kid with her piles of money….she’s back and brining us more gayness…
Here’s that unattractive gayness because tracking Katy Perry being trash is part of what I do….and it’s exciting that the world is FINALLY catching on…I TOLD YOU SO…
OZEMPIC or not that awkward middle-aged body’s got some weirdness rubbing together…while it dances badly for no one who cares…