I guess I feel a loyalty to Rita Ora as the original Albanian refugee turned popstar, who wasn’t quite as lucky as other Albanian popstars, because her label dropped her and paid her out a ton of money, forcing her to fend for herself on instagram….while the other Albanian refugees became DUA LIPA and BEBE REXHA…who is too fat to be a refugee…but I guess if you were a refugee you’d eat all the food you could after the trauma of childhood starvation…
So yeah, I did a DUA LIPA birthday post, when the real ALBANIAN of our hearts and minds is Rita Ora and the fat tits.
She’s older now, morphing into middle aged woman who works out a lot, deflated tits that can’t support the weight of what were once nice big naturals….and an ass equivalently lacking soul…all drained of life and almost dude-like.but I can’t do a DUA LIPA post and leave RITA ORA out of it…her tits have done far too much for all of us to ignore…
She’s in Ibiza in a bikini…a thong bikini and she may look weathered but she’s wonderful because of our history…When you love someone, you see past their rot and appreciate their current look because you are able to reference the titty pics of yore….not the I love Rita Ora…but she’s been pretty consistent with those tits and that helps a lazy blogger….WE ARE IN IT TOGETHER.