Kate Beckinsale is not dead. Her will to be jerked off to is just too powerful for the gods to take her out.
At 100 years old, maybe older, she’s still presenting herself as someone you’d want to fuck and not just because she’s Kate Beckinsale and it would make for a great story when telling your doctor how you got AIDS.
BUT because she’s still looking good…
If only the Old Folks Home of my past, where I used to work changing diapers, came with dried up cunts like this one you can actually get off to without feeling as sick as Beckinsale was at the top of the year when she got Hospitalized for coughing up blood due to anorexia, dick sucks, or whatever it is a person gets that makes them cough up blood.
I’m not her doctor, but if I was, I’d be wrist deep in her, like a ventriloquist, not writing some useless post about her aging process….