Rowan Blanchard’s Thong for a Subway Strip of the Day

Public transportation may be disgusting. Forced to be crammed into a small space amongst the garbage humans that pollute the urban landscape. Whether that’s poor people, refugees, homeless people, immigrants, crazy people, low level workers who can’t afford private drivers, or weirdo rich people who like to feel down to earth….it’s always fucking gross..

Filled with disease, mucus, bodily fluids, but you know that at least one women finds sexually arousing and pressing her vagina up against the pole hoping to hit that tickle on the way to be a meaningless drone slave….that dopamine hit carries her.

We also know that at least one dude out there licks those poles, based on all the factors listed above…

Then there’s Rowan Blanchard, a DISNEY KID GONE WILD, as they do when they are put out to pasture to find themselves, before being brought back into the cult….who sees a pole and decides to strip and twerk in her thong for the pole, because that’s what poles are for….

She’s a rich person, doing poor person things in attempts to build character and that’s why she’s doing what she’s doing and that’s ok….

A pole should be seen as an opportunity to pretend to be a stripper with your ass out for all women, ESPECIALLY while losing your soul at each subway stop along your shit commute to a shit destination to do what you have to do for your shit life.

Rowan Blanchard’s Thong for a Subway Strip of the Day October 15th, 2024