Taylor Swift’s lack of sex appeal even when in a skimpy outfit would explain why Travis Kelce’s such a fag.
The monster, demon, sorceress who has cast a spell on the world with her really boring, almost hypnotically boring antics has not manipulated my mind into finding her hot or sexual, if anything she reminds me why all the dudes fuck her and leave her, because they do it for the story but once they’ve accomplished the “I’ve bed Taylor Swift let’s see if she sings a song about me” challenge, the boners die because they are forced to get turned on by her and not the idea of her writing a pop song about your dick…