Yesterday, President Trump, who has been kicked off of twitter for at least 5 years, has passed the industry puppet and flaccid penis that is Taylor Swift in terms of followers.
Since we’re a retarded mindless generation of internet users, who haven’t quite grown out of our High School minds, hence the success of Taylor Swift’s shitty tween music that resonates with middle aged sad women, allowing Swift to think she’s super relevant and important because the world is her YES MAN….
Comparing followers is a measure of relevance and success, which is why my single digit follower count reminds me that I should kill myself daily….YOU SEE…internet is LIFE when your life is a shitty website.
So this news story is feeling like a win to the TRUMPTARDS out there, because SWIFT didn’t endorse him, even though she probably VOTED for him, because that feminist angle she does is just for fucking business.
Since I hate her and her lack of sex appeal, any loss for SWIFT who gamed the system is a good one….
The hope for me is that the RED WAVE of TRUMPERS build momentum and she gets a mass de-following…..Unfortunately, with the internet, no one seems to unfollow, while in my case they do, but for the average person they don’t…
So we’re stuck with this circus show to distract you from the evil overlords who want you dead…
AI made a creepy video celebrating the moment.
Not so tough now are you Swift…