Jessica Alba is still on her luxurious vacation in Mexico, which she will tell you is the motherland, because she has pretended to be Mexican for her entire career, at least when it was advantageous to have an ethnicity to prop you up in the non-white era of white people sucking and variations of browns deserving their time to shine.
The truth is that Mexico is a big country and you can be white, European, Arab and African and still be a Mexican….
But for the sake of Alba, she was playing it up as an ethnic label, to give her cred and an identity as a Latina to mooch off and exploit while tapping into that market as their hero.
Her DNA test proved she was 0 percent ethnic Mexican, which means she’s a fraud, an appropriator….but also an ACTOR, so that’s how acting goes I guess…
Anyway, she wore a bikini and despite being 50 she’s still holding up, whatever her ethnicity is, her dot com billion dollar budget allows for her to age better than trailer trash crack whores…even though her old lady stomach looks like it had a dozen or more kids…it’s not as offensive as the Walmart checkout line she probably sells her products at….so there’s that…