Kiernan Shipka Brings the Boners of the Day

Kernal Shipka is on a bit of a hustle. She’s getting labeled top 30 under 30 in Hollywood, not that that means anything since Hollywood is pretty fucking dead, even if people mindlessly stream bullshit content, no one is actively passionate or committed to the Hollywood cause, like they used to be.

We the people realize that celebrities are overrated bullshit that have been marketed to us.

We the people realize that there’s nothing special about these people and the way they are coddled and put on display like they are some fine work of art is retarded.

We the people realize the girl working the local deli is usually hotter than the trash that they feed us….the fast food in human form…..just attach yourself to the SLOP PIPE like an animal, probably a sheep, in a commercial meat farm….

We the people realize that acting isn’t an art form and the people who say it is are actors…

I mean how can anyone take an actor, who spends their life acting seriously…besides the dick sucks in the industry, or the brains making all the money off this spell of MOVING PICTURES…..

But at the same time, we the people like tits, and Keirnan is being marketed as the tits, despite not having tits, and being small breasted and skinny….

She was recently in some movie where she is in her underwear and sexting, targeting Gen Z…

So for those of you who didn’t jerk off to her in MAD MEN, which I hope is all of you, and who waited until she was older like in the Sabrina the Teenage Witch CW YEARS, she has landed, or has been gently placed by her handlers in a place you can jerk off to her with ease….because they are packaging her as the hot chick.

She was recently in COSMO….this is the video circulating:

Kiernan Shipka Brings the Boners of the Day December 4th, 2024