I guess I could have called this “Kate Beckinsale Thrusting her Hairy Pussy to the Ceiling” or make some sort of reference to her having her cat on the area in which her womb once was before it dried up and fell out, while doing pelvic thrust, which we’ll assume she does to keep a tight core, glutes and cunt….some squeeze the asshole and lift bitch….
I guess it’s better than assuming her skinny is just impending death, unless you’re into a dead Kate Beckinsale…which I am sure some of you weirdos are.
The point of the story is that I don’t like when people call cats pussies and when people use cats as an innuendo or DOUBLE ENTENDRE or whatever the fuck it’s called when they make pussy jokes when they are talking about cats….
“Hey girl, show me your pussy”….and bitch sends you a picture of her cat…
Pussy is about pussy, it’s a serious matter that should never be mocked….and Kate Beckinsale’s got herself a nicely weathered pussy from all the cocks she’s filled her empty soul with over the years. I’d say it’s well-oiled but that’s probably being generious, more like high milage that requires heavy oiling to still work.
Either way, she’s got some sort of disease and diseased ones are the most fun especially if they are terminal.
She went to some event, stripped down, visible underwear, emaciated the way you’d want a diseased bitch you’re jerking off to me. Fat diseases are gross, we’re here for the unrealistic body image that only comes with dying.
She’s on all fours, like one of them whores, because I guess she is one…..
If you’re wondering why I called her a cyberbully, it’s because she targets dudes who leave mean comments on her IG and tries to ruin their lives for saying mean shit about her…..HOW DARE THEY.
If you think negatively about an overrated, overpaid, underfed, pile of old lady crustiness….that old lady decides she wants you dead and does what she can to ruin you.
Garbage human….BUT YOU SHOULD SMELL HER CUNT….and I would…just to ensure it smells like garbage too. I bet it does…