I decided to check in on near 50 year old billionaire retard Jessica Simpson’s tits because why the fuck not….
I figure she’s a fat chick who was once celebrated when her tits were the only fat thing on her, before the rest of her caught up to her, back when her father was still in the closet and that with 1,000,000 dollar deals from Weight Watchers and more importantly the OZEMPIC and photoshop hustle…
As it turns out she may have also turned trans, because she’s got the face of a tranny in this picture from the studio from December 16th.
I may have already posted it, since the grandmother is in a full body lingerie suit, feeling frisky in the studio where she’s regarding more shit music now that people want country music and more importantly because she can afford to.
She wasn’t the first celebrity to launch a mid-level brand to the masses to get rich, but she was doing it before all these instagram whores….and she’s one of the best…
Anyway, seeing her whoring out like a common instagram whore, even with that freakish face, possibly AI is important news, even if it happened a month ago….
I’m on it! FINGER ON THE PULSE MOTHERFUCKERS.