I know that no one is reading this because it is 4th of July, but I am expecting at least one of my 7 readers to be a loser with no friends who has no plans tonight and has decided to have a romantic night alone with a jar of hair conditioner because you’re too shy to buy lube, some scented candles and your highschool yearbook.
If you’re not too busy being American and proud, feel free to click some of these links.
Eva Green’s got a hot Pussy and She Wears it as a Dress
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Nicole Richie is Pregnant and Getting Married. Take That DJ AM.
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Megan Fox Ruins a See Through Opportunity
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Takes Her Legs Out Shopping
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Some Ashlie Rhey Patriotic Moment for Independence Day
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Crazy Bitch Getting Really Excited at a Rave. It’s Called E.
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Danielle Lloyd Tweaks Her Nipples in a Bikini Top
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A NSFW Ice Cream Treat to celebrate the summer…
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Kim Kardashian Takes her Ass Out in Spandex
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Quentin Tarantino is a Fat Ass
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Hayden Panettiere Sings the National Anthem in Video Cuz She’s the Next Lohan
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Hilary Duff Gives the Paparazzi the Finger. She’s Not So Wholesome….
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Some Stupid Stunt Gone Wrong
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Paris Hilton Jail Butt Plug
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Paris Hilton’s Crotch Shot…Not that you haven’t seen it before….
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Kelly Clarkson is a Tub of Shit
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Some Slutty Chick Gets Caught Cheating on 2 Guys
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Lucy Pinder Naked in Some Magazine
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Natasha Bedingfield Wore No Panties for Diana Show
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Michelle Rodriguez Does Chin Ups at a Bar Because She’s a Dude
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Some Slut Named Aida Yespica in Matrix Magazine being a Slut
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Madame Heidi Fleiss – Pimp to the Stars is Opening a Laundromat
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Someone’s Uploading Nude Pictures to Photobucket
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Hot Slut Leann Tweeden in a Magazine Spread
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Scarlett Johansson’s Lookin Like a Warthog
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Some Slut Named Crissy Maran
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Some French Chick Shakes Her Booty Video – She Has Tattoos So Is 18 to Me
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My Favorite Dude Pete Doherty Is Going Back to Rehab or Jail
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Some More French Ass on Youtube
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Don’t Stay in this Hotel
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Some Chick Named Louise Redknapp Topless Bikini
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Falls on Live TV
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The Paparazzi Show up for Lohan’s Birthday
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Grey’s Anatomy Chick is Fat
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Thank Got for Digital Cameras and Tits
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Vanessa Minnillo is Not a Mexican Hooker
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Serena WIlliams is a Big Winner
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Some Kid Calls 911 For Help With His Math
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Some French Model Does a Public Strip
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Strippers Showing their Asses and Titties to the Crowd
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Here’s a Cam Girl Video For You
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Crazy Girl Masturbating on a Flight…
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A Whole Lot of Girls Flashing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Don’t Wear This to your 4th of July Parties Unless You Want Your Cousins Trying To Bang You
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