I was in a coffee shop today and this dude who was working the cash was talking about his acting career. About how he was in some movie with Ashley Tisdale and how he’s going to be in another movie in January. He was going on about how he was at an audition that morning and then went into talking about how good looking he is to his boss. About 30 minutes later, a hot school girl walked in, I am talking tall and thin and looked like a model but was probably 15 because she was riding with her mom in their Range Rover, but as soon as dude got sight of her he started talking about his acting again and how he’s going to an audition tomorrow with his dog and how amazing it is going to be, trying to impress.
I just kept thinking to myself that maybe his story impresses 15 year olds who have never met a real live actor before but business mustn’t be too damn hot if asshole’s making coffees for people like me. Maybe he should try to act his way into a better job so that people like me don’t look down on him for being a cunt, because let’s be real here, I’m in no position to really look down on anyone….I don’t even have a job….
Here are my links:
Charlize Theron is the Sexiest Woman Alive…Look At Her Spread…
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Hot Chicks Washing Cars Homevideo Compilation – Amazing
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Bobby Brown – Just Had a Heart Attack…Guess Which Boobs Made It Happen…
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2 Chicks in Bikinis Talkin’ About Booze Then Lickin’ Booze Off Each Other Video…s
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Like Curves On Your Girl? You’ll Love Lashea’s Hot Nude Photoshoot
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Lacey Chabret Rockin’ Some Serious Cleavage
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Some Chick Named Venessa Oilin Up Her Half Naked Friend and Working the Pole for Tila Tequila’s TV Show….
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AXE and CollegeHumor are Running a Contest That Could Land you on Kimmel…A Dream You’ve always had since fat Jews turn you on….But Yeah it’s a user generated AXE commercial contest. I think I should join, or one of you should produce one I write so that we can tell Kimmel to suck our dicks to his face….It’s not like he’s not used to sucking dick, he is married to Sarah Silverman after all…
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Some Naked Cliff Jumping For You To Jerk Off To
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Reese Witherspoon is Officially Divorced and Posing Like a Boring Slut in Elle…If She Wants a New Husband She is Gonna Have to Step it Up…
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Vanessa Minnillo See Through Dress – Titty Picture
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The Hills is a Totally Fake Show…Today Spencer Dropped Heidi Off and the Airport, Only For Her to Change and Shoot Him Pickin’ Her Up at the Airport…What a Fucking Scandal…
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Musicians Don’t Live Long Commercial With Lots of Sluts in Bikinis
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Some Crazy Dude Chugs Hot Candle Wax Video
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Charlie Sheen Likes Fucking Real Dolls…
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Shana Sands is a Pumpkin Pickin’ Whore and I Like It
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Vanessa Hudgens Does Some Ads for Marc Ecko….Even Though She’s Famous For Not Wearing Clothes
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Some Alicia Keys Performing Because One Of You Emailed Me Telling Me You Want to Marry Her Because She’s the Hottest Girl Ever…I Think You’re Insane
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Bobby Brown Had a Mild Heart Attack…Because Crack Kills…Otherwise We’d All be Smokin’ It
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Britney Spears Shows Off Some Titty
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Jessica Alba Hides Her Face
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Some Kid Drinks 1 Litre of Vodka and 2 Litres of Water Mix…..Cuz He’s More Man Than You
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Lohan’s New Boyfriend is some Dude She Met in Rehab Named Riley Giles and He’s Some Kind of Snowboarder Which Is Good Because it Means Her Standards Are Slowly Making Their Way To My Level….
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Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini Gallery
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Topless Danielle Lloyd in a Thong and It’s Nice
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Lily Donaldson is a Model I May Be in Love With
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Lohan Fires Her Mom Because She’s a Bad Influence and a Whore
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Some Eva Mendes on TRL Yesterday….Because You Like Her
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Some Sarah Jessica Parker Dressed Like a Clown
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Some Sharapova Playing Tennis at the Kremlin Cup Where She Lost But Is Still Worth a Round…
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Britney Spears is Going to be a Bartender….
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Amateurs Having Sex On Vacation Pictures
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Some Nude Pictures of Some Chick Named Szatmari Bea from FHM in Another Country…Because The USA Hates Nipples You Fags
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The Olsen Twins Rock Out with Amy Winehouse
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How To Fake an Orgasm in Porn
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Pam Anderson is Knocked Up With Rick Salomon’s Baby…That’s the Story Anyway
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Danielle Winits Lets Dudes Look Down Her Shirt
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Weird German Midget Laughing at a Camel Video
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Alley Baggett Posing On the Beach Cuz She’s Hot
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Some Hot Chick Walks Down the Street and Every Guy Stares At Her….Video
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Johnny Fairplay is Suing Fox and Danny Bonaduce Because He’s a Real Man
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Lou Pearlman Says He’s No Pedophile
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Some Forum Conversation About Jerking On Girls While They Sleep…
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Hilary Duff Acting a Fool on Set With a Lap Top…Not Reading DrunkenStepfather…Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart on Nip/Tuck
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Some Dude’s Stripper Ex Girlfriends Poses Slutty Pics….
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Here’s the Full Footage of the Humanities Teacher Who Got Fired For Showing Her Students Her New Cheer Routine
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Some Self Shot Have Naked Pics on Photobucket
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Some Pictures of White Booty and Half Naked Sluts on Photobucket
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Some Vagina on Photobucket Because They Are a Fucking Porn Site….They Just Pretend They Aren’t….
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Photobucket Teen Shows Off Her Clit Ring
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Who Had the Best Cleavage in Movie History
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Some Post Op Tranny Shoving Things in Her Man-Gina
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Kurt Cobain’s About a Son Soundtrack Download
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Jet – Shine On – Download
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2 Chicks Getting it on By The Pool Video
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Meet the Techno Viking, Because You are Never too Weird To Get Fucked Up And Dance
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Some Tit Grabbing at the Male Strip Club
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Tasty Pass Opens the Door To a Whole Lot of Porn
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This Will Help You Seduce Chicks…Not that Seducing Chicks is Hard…Just Tell Them You’re a Plastic Surgeon
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