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2008

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail:

I just ran across your filthy website! You are a total pig. Not all women are “sluts” and “bitches.” This is so offensive. I read that you have a wife? I weep for the poor woman.

You know, I was used by a lot of guys like you when I was in high school and college. It’s because of these attitudes that guys are dicks to women. You are helping to ruin a lot of lives out there by perpetuating stereotypes.

Please take down your website.

Jade

I responded:

Jade,

I do not think all women are sluts and bitches.

I am sorry to hear that you were used by guys in high school and college, but the truth is that you own your vagina and unless they were raping you, you allowed yourself to get used. If you weren’t a slut and kept your vagina in your pants, you’d have no issues and you can really only blame yourself.

I’ll make a deal with you…I’ll take down my website when you send me pics of you masturbating. Just think of it as a small sacrifice to save all the lives I am ruining by perpetuating stereotypes that I didn’t create, but just comment on.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

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