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2008

29

Aug

Kellie Pickler’s Big Fake Tits Sign a Pool Table of the Day

Kellie Pickler, like VIda Guerra got a set of fake tits with the little money she made at American Idol and I guess that makes her the hottest girl in the town of 50 people she’s from. She’ll be lucky enough to marry the farmer who had the biggest output last season who lives in luxury compared to his neighbors because he has running water in the shack he lives in.

I guess as much as I make fun of Pickler for being a retard, she was probably the hottest thing to ride her mule through American Idol and despite having a relationship so close to her grandfather cuz her parents were deadbeats or died in a farming accident, that he even shaves her lil coochie for her, which seems creepy to us city folk, but where they are from is normal since she’s not his actual daughter and playing with your daughter’s coochie would cross the incest line from their backwoods community, but laying with your grand daughter’s coochie is ok, but in his defense he was the best damn sheep shearer in the county.

What I am trying to say is that she sings country and lives country and that’s something a lot more commendable than whatever the fuck Jessica Simpson is doing. Here are her big new tits while she signs some kind of pool table, god knows why, but who really cares, just look at her tits.

Posted in:Fake Tits|Kellie Pickler

7 Responses

  1. Glen Quagmire says:

    I thought of her all day today. I was at the zoo.

  2. Candi Apples says:

    I notice Kellie Pickler has stretch marks on her titties.

    How attractive.lol

  3. Pete says:

    Kellie’s tits would be great for tit fuckin’.

  4. Greg says:

    Love Kellie Pickler… fake or not still very nice.

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  6. Michael says:

    Who gives a shit if they are real or fake. She feels better about them and that is all that matters. All you haters out there just shut the !@#@# up. She is still cute and funny as hell!!

  7. eagleone says:

    Who cares if there fake, i’d like to suck them and feel them.

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