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2008

15

Nov

Some Sick Motherfucker Knocked Up Alyson Hannigan of the Day

The fact that Alyson Hannigan looks like she’s pregnant, you know, with that crazy fucker rubbing her belly and smiling like some kind of pervert trying to lure me into his van, means that Alyson Hannigan gets fucked and that disgusts me. I realize that most girls have sex, despite me not wanting to imagine what that shit looks like because they just aren’t up to par, so naturally, I was happy thinking that this orange haired demon was celibate, truth is that she has so little sex appeal that I was convinced she was some kind of pussyless creature created in Hollywood, because whenever I see pictures of her, that’s I just can’t imagine her having genitals, or using those genitals, or anyone wanting to play with those genitals, even if drunk, desperate, lookin’ for citizenship, broke, confused, a fame whore with limited options, totally unstable or crazy.

All that shoving a flute in her cunt in American Pie was gross enough, but knowing that the people behind that movie felt the same way that I did about her, you know casting her as the gross girl with no sex appeal and shit, not to mention shit was a movie and anything is possible in a movie, no matter how outrageous shit is, made it ok, but now we are faced with the reality that she is a woman and does have a vagina and does use that vagina and that is a horrible way to start my weekend…but you’ll probably like this shit, because you live, breathe and sleep everything Buffy, so it’ll help your expired fantasies of breeding with her a possibility, I am sure you have enough time on your hands to photoshop your face up on that guy she’s with, you know considering you’re reading this site on a fucking Weekend you fucking asshole….

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7 Responses

  1. later hater says:

    you’re not funny anymore. unsubscribed.

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  3. MrSatyre says:

    She’s freakin’ hot. But then you’re an idiot who probably prefers little boys, so you wouldn’t be expected to know that.

  4. Groupie says:

    But Alyson is lovely! I have always like her <3

  5. won’t be reading your douchebag site anymore you cum-guzzling fuckhole

  6. SAB says:

    Sounds like a bunch of gross-ass gingers got offended by your comments…

  7. Katherine says:

    The man is Alexis Denisof (sp?) her husband. Wow I bet the writer is just jealous that they can’t get pregnant. Lay off the shots for a while there babe.

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