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2009

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My friend gave me Viagra yesterday. I wasn’t sure if he was coming onto me, but he seemed to think it would change my fucking life, especially if I managed to get a decent lookin whore to invite me back to her house, you know since I have a fat pig who made me impotent out of necessity at my house, so I’m going to give shit a try this weekend and will have a full report on Monday. I am just hoping I don’t pop it like I did with the E pill a few years ago, midday, leaving me in the middle of the fuckin’ street with a boner that just won’t go away, even though it’d make a funny viral video, but I think those dudes at Jackass already did that one…

I am still drunk from last night, it was eventful and inspiring and I hope to share the revelations I had with you one day soon.

I didn’t hang with the Olsen Twin or Hudgens, who are in Montreal. I guess they think they are too good for me. Cunts.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Spend Your Weekend Doing What I Will Be Doing
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Betty is Pretty Much Amazing
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Boston Hates A-Rod
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OLIVA MUNN’S HOTTEST PICS
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It Does a Body Good
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Ashley Greene Has Some Cleavage
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Breakfast Haiku
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Megan Fox Should Stop Fucking Her Thumb and Stick It in My Ass Instead
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How To: Make an 80’s Action Movie
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Doggystyle: A Love Story
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Striptease of the Day
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Stephan Baldwin is Probably Gonna Be Homeless Very Soon
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Cristino Ronaldo’s Herpe Fest with Paris Hilton is Over Already I Guess
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Ahh Let’s Try to Take a Peek At Britney’s Vadge Again
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Fergie Upskirt Throwback
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Some Megan Fox Photoshoot Outtakes
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I Love Eva Mendes
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I Wasn’t Aware Carrie Underwood Was a Lesbian. Lesbian Play softball, Right?
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Michael Douglas is Starting to Look Downright Scary
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What Percentage of Girls Are Bi-Sexual Anyways?
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Ashley Bulgaris is Sexy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Loser Girl Goes Into Shock When She Gets Pierced – VIDEO
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Big Tits Get Showered
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Nevena, Madi and Candi Get It On
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Catrina and The Fucking Machines
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The African Baby Snatcher Is Officially Triumphant!
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Obama Writes Note To Kid’s Teacher
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She’s One Nasty Slut
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Miranda Kerr Bikini Pics
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Christina Aguilera Dress Cleavage
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Lesbian girls in Action
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Zuzana Has Some Big Ol’ Tits
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Yeah, I’d Probably fuck Annalynne McCord
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kellemarie and sunny leone lesbian lick-fest
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DON’T BUY THE LICORICE!!!
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The Girls of American Apparel
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Nikki Benz is in a Gold Bikini. Then Takes it Off
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amanda Paige Playboy Throwback
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Bouncer Tosses Girls Out on Their Ass
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Double Decker Taco
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The Sun is Setting on Heidi Montag’s 15 Minutes of Fame, Thank God
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I Nominate Violet
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Easy Office Girl
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